I would rather stare at this Magic Eyes poster for a week (and not see the sailboat) than watch “Mallrats” ever again. Despite the fact that there are a LOT of familiar faces, this movie just didn’t do it for me. Sorry, I’m not sorry.
But, I’ll humor you anyways… Here are a few of my reactions to watching “Mallrats’ for the first time:
-“I can’t believe I’m wasting 123 minutes of my precious time on this movie.”
Ok, I’ve just been told that I was supposed to watch “Clerks” before “Mallrats”. MY LIFE IS OVER! (And if “Clerks” is as terrible as this, I might hold my breath until I pass out.)
My official rating: