I’m currently plowing through Season 3 of “House of Cards” on Netflix right now, so naturally when I watched “The Usual Suspects” for the first time I was suspicious of Kevin Spacey’s character, Verbal Kint. Despite that though, the ending still was a big ‘ole wowie! Like, whoa. Then, I began to wonder, “If Frank Underwood and Keyser Söze both existed in the world, who would would win the Most Evil Villian Award?”. It’s a legit question…
-Frank Underwood is ruthless.
-Keyser Söze is ruthless.
-Frank Underwood wears a hat like a boss.
-Yup, so does Keyser Söze.
-Frank Underwood has psychotic friends.
-Keyser Söze has psychotic friends.
-Frank Underwood has a flair for the dramatic.
-Keyser Söze = DRAMA!
-Underwood likes to play with fire.
-Söze is a straight-up pyromaniac.
-Frank Underwood has Claire Underwood. ❤
-Keyser Söze …does not.
Well, I guess that settles it. Underwood wins the “Most Evil Villain Award” up against Keyser Söze. And then, while I was wasting my precious time looking up GIFs, I realized…
My official reaction: