So, I’ve finished watching Episodes 4, 5, and 6 for the “Star Wars” trilogy finally… It only took me 30 years!
(Side note: I’ve been advised by many to NOT watch Episodes 1, 2, & 3 right now, which is good ’cause I’m so over “Star Wars” at the moment). And now I feel fully prepared to watch “The Force Awakens” come December. But what say ye?
Let’s get back to the task at hand…
Here are my favorite moments from “Star Wars – Episode VI: Return of the Jedi”:
-Ewoks. Freakin’ cute, little, Robin Hood-like teddy bears. I can haz one?
-Ewoks With Weapons. But like, I’d want them on my side in any fight.
-Baby Ewoks. I want to squeeze it!
-Ewok Shindigs. Parrrrtaaayyy.
Ok, ok. Enough about Ewoks. There were other things I loved…
-Speeder Bikes! I can haz one of these too? Zoom zoom. (Even cooler when driven by Ewoks.)
-Non-Incestuous smooching. PS: His breath must STINK after being frozen for that long.
-The Rancor Fight. That was pretty entertaining. And gross. And a little bit scary.
-This guys reaction afterwards. Awww. So sad!
-Han’s reaction when he finds out that Luke & Leia are twins. Yeah, dude. They made out.
I think I’m ready now for “The Force Awakens” in December!