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Big Nopety Nope Nope

Let me start off by saying before God and everyone who is reading this post that if you recommended this movie to me, you need to buy me a cup of coffee and very carefully EXPLAIN WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU.

(Breath. Calm down, Anna.)

Anyways.

So, I watched the movie “Big” a couple of months back on a plane (which happens to be the worst place to watch a movie that completely makes you question the saneness of humanity and WHY EVERYONE THINKS THIS MOVIE IS SO FREAKING ADORABLE, BUT IT’S NOT AND I’LL TELL YOU WHYYYYYYYYY!).

(Sorry, I’m having a hard time with my capslock button right now.)

I’ll walk you quickly through my thoughts while watching “Big”. It goes like this:

Awww, cute. Kid get’s his wish to be big. That’ll be fun for a day or two!

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Awww, cute. He’s still acting like a kid in his grownup body. Cause, he’s a kid. Make’s sense. 

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Awww, cute. He get’s to play with toys all day. Gimme dat job already! 

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Hmmm, ok. This is kinda weird. Cause he’s a kid… 

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Hmmm, ok. What?! Somebody clue her in already that he is a C-H-I-L-D. 

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Oh, good. Scriptwriter came to his senses. Pwew. Let’s go back to cuteness. 

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Um. I…

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Can’t…

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EVENNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!

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He’s 13 years old people. How is this ok on any level! 

Ok. I have to stop here because my blood pressure can’t take it.

Let me just wrap this up by saying that I might give this lady a pass for unknowingly bedding a child, but then she straight-up watches him shrink in his suit and is kinda like, “Awww, cute.”

?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Every single person on the credit list for this movie is CUCKOO FOR COCOA PUFFS.

My official reaction:

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2019 According to Blade Runner

Heya Friends! It’s me, Anna.

Have you forgotten about me? I watch your favorite movie classics for the first time and tell you that I hate them. Mostly. Except for this one time a few days ago when I watched “Blade Runner” and LOVED IT. Mostly.

I’m not gonna lie. It was super creepy, slow, poorly acted and almost all of it was really unbelievable. But there were two really BEAUTIFUL things about Blade Runner: The Production Design and Harrison Ford.

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Despite that, I was most interested in how a film from 1982 depicts what the world is supposed to be like two years from now. Let’s observe 2019 according to “Blade Runner”.

Apparently analog tv’s make a comeback. 

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So does lung cancer. 

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No more water bans and rationing in Los Angeles. Look at all that rain!  

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Vidal Sassoon creates the Wind Tunnel Hair Care System and it blows. 

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Oh and retro-looking flying cars are a thing too. 

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All animals are artificial, but we still think it’s a good idea to have snakes. 

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Replicants want to kill you but first, poetry. 

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And (drum roll) this is what the world looks like 2 years into the Trump presidency: 

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It felt really good to watch this movie, especially since they are remaking making a sequel this year. I’ve had a bluray copy of it in the basement with the plastic on it for 2 years!

My official reaction:

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Culinary30 – Pho Shizzle

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2010. Los Angeles. I’m the newbie production assistant on a commercial set. The art coordinator suggests to me that we should get pho for lunch… Here are the things that went through 25 year old Anna’s head:
1) What in the dickens is pho?
2) How do you even pronounce that?
3) Can’t I just a get a Subway sandwich instead?

I picked up pho for the rest of the crew and a sandwich for myself. Then someone spilled their beef pho on my kit bag and it smelled like dirty feet for years after that. This began my hate relationship with the dish that I still do not know how to pronounce. (But like, is it “Fuh or Foh”? I NEED TO KNOW!)

Flash forward to 2016. Pregnant Anna cannot get enough veggie pho. Seriously. I ate that stuff no less than once a week Pho Extreme when I was preggo. But, I still had PTSD from that one time back in 2010! So, I added beef pho to my Culinary30 list, along with some weird jiggly bean jello milkshake thingamajig to make things super weird. Whoever called this thing a dessert is a cruel jokester.

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I even slowed down my reactions just for you guys. I call this little number “Slow Mo Pho”. (That is if you pronounce it like “Foh”. Sigh. Whatever. You know what I mean.)

I think I’ll just stick w/ my safe veggie pho…

 

 

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